ICW Spacebaws Episode II: Come As You Are

After tearing down the house four weeks in a row at The Edinburgh Fringe festival, ICW returned to its home in Glasgow this past week in an exciting show featuring several of the less prominently featured members on the ICW roster. ICW Spacebaws Episode II: Come As You Are also witnessed the débuts of Massimo, Magnus, Mickie James and the much anticipated Glasgow début of IRN JEW. Despite the show's undeniable status as a B show, excellent performances from Lewis Girvan, Stevie Boy,  Kay Lee Ray as well as impressive performances from Aspen Faith, Massimo and Aaron Echo ensured that fans were treated to a compelling show that furthered several story lines on the road to Fear and Loathing VIII.

ICW Spacebaws: Come As You Are began with two men, one of them a former Zero G Champion, who haven't featured on ICW programming for almost a year.

Andrew Wilde vs Solar

Representing the Royal Family in Jersey, now 234th in line for the throne, Andrew Wilde is the first man to the ring wearing a a beige sports jacket and cravat. Boasting the longest Zero G title reign by anyone not named Noam Dar, Wilde makes his return after a near twelve month absence from the ICW ring. At Spacebaws, Wilde faced another man who has been absent from ICW for a while. The Scottish luchador, Solar, made his long awaited return in a match that threw together Solar's speed and high flying ability with Wilde's strength and power.

As the bell rings, Wilde gains the advantage in the initial stages before a hurricanrana sends Wilde to the outside. Upon returning to the ring, Wilde attempts a powerbomb but Solar reverses into a second hurricanrana that sends Wilde crashing to the mat. An attempted arm bar is blocked by Wilde before the blue blooded Wilde delivers a power slam.

After mocking the crowd some more, Wilde delivers an elbow to Solar which only appears to rejuvenate the high flyer. A drop kick sends Wilde to the outside before the referee blocks Solar from diving into the crowd- Andrew Wilde takes advantage with a fierce elbow strike unbalancing Solar. Before Wilde can mount any further offence, Solar delivers a drop kick to the knee to ground the much larger man. A neck breaker sends Wilde to the outside and this time Solar successfully connects with a tope con hilo into the crowd to ground Wilde. A look of disgust passes over Wilde's face, agitated by the mere presence of the peasants that surround him as he is rolled back into the ring.

Solar, after rolling Wilde back into the ring, walks straight into a devastating lariat followed by a powerbomb as Wilde emerges from the first contest victorious.

Winner: Andrew Wilde

As Wilde made his way backstage, doctors swarmed the ring in order to asses Solar after a fierce powerbomb. Thankfully, Solar was able to leave the ring on his own accord. As far as openers go, this was a solid match that established a fast pace that continued throughout. Personally, I'm surprised Andrew Wilde isn't a regular part of ICW shows as his over privileged, sanctimonious toff  gimmick is a great contrast to the raucous, pissed up crowd.

DCT Backstage

Veronica Le Strange had the privilege of interviewing the international sex hero, DCT back stage. DCT announced he was excited to receive an opportunity at Stevie Boy's Zero G Championship in the night's main event and would bring the championship back to Polo Promotions. Jackie Polo, after brushing Le Strange aside, states that Stevie Boy has hurt the legacy of the Zero G title before proceeding to psych up DCT for his first title match in his ICW career.

Michael Chase vs Dave Conrad

Making his second appearance in ICW, Michael Chase makes his way to the ring as one of ICW's best young wrestlers on the roster. Although his tattoos resemble that of a CAW on WWE 2K15, Chase has the rare combination of raw speed and power which so often translates into success in the wrestling business. At Spacebaws Episode II, Michael Chase came up against a man who has temporarily jettisoned his tag team partner in The Gatecrashers to chase singles success.

As the match gets under way, a fired up Dave Conrad delivers a series of forearms to send Chase on the defensive immediately. Conrad, after delivering a series of knees to the gut, tosses Chase across the ring before a lariat keeps Chase down. After Michael Chase kicked out of a power slam, Dave Conrad looked to deliver a second power slam from the top rope- Chase, after taking a solid beating for five minutes, blocks the second power slam attempt sending Conrad crashing to the mat in the process. Michael Chase connected with a springboard splash to pick up his first ever victory in ICW.

Winner: Michael Chase 

This was a rather peculiar match, a rarity in ICW. Dave Conrad beat Michael Chase up for the entirety of this match before Michael Chase connected with one move to pick up the victory. Perhaps inexperience played a part in the structuring of this match or maybe it was a simple lack of chemistry. Anyway, both performers have had and will have much better matches than this one.

Massimo vs David "Yum Yum" Devlin

Standing at over 6ft 4', weighing in excess of 250lbs, Massimo makes his ICW début entrance underscored by the dulcet tones of Pavarotti. His opponent, a fired up David "Yum Yum" Devlin , arrives looking like he has prepared for zumba class.

Devlin unloads a series of right hands to get the match under way but the blows make little impression on the much bigger man. Massimo retaliates with one stiff right hand that sends Devlin hurtling towards the turnbuckle. Massimo, after a few more shots, lifts Devlin to the top before Devlin lands a blow of his own to halt Massimo's intentions. Devlin connects with a missile drop kick before applying a figure four variation. Massimo, using his size advantage, reaches up and smashes Devlin in the face with a forearm blow to break the hold. Once on his feet, Massimo connects with a tilt a whirl slam before connecting with three clotheslines. After lining up the Brogue Kick, Massimo connects to pick up the victory in his ICW debut.

Winner: Massimo

After the match, members of the Toal family take their chances at trying to ground the debutant but Massimo tosses each one of them over the ropes. Lou King Sharpe, the latest recruit of the Toal Family, smashes a chair over Massimo's back to finally ground the big guy. Several more shots force Massimo to retreat up the ramp before signalling his intentions to return for Sharpe.

This was as close to squash match as you will ever see in ICW but it went a long way to establishing Massimo as a dominant force not to be reckoned with. Later in the night, it was announced Lou King Sharpe will be facing Massimo at Spacebaws Episode III.


Michael Chase Backstage

Michael Chase informs Le Strange that he came back to ICW to prove that he belongs here after suffering defeat in his first encounter against DCT. David Conrad, his defeated opponent, interrupts Chase and chalks up his victory to beginner's luck. Michael Chase questions the ability of Conrad to get the job done by himself no he has left his Gatecrasher ally before leaving.

Aspen Faith vs Lewis Girvan

After picking up a hard fought victory in a stellar contest against Lou King Sharpe last time out, the best young wrestler in the world, Lewis Girvan, faces a relative new-comer to ICW in Aspen Faith. As Girvan enters the ring, the best young wrestler in the world corrects Simon Cassady who incorrectly informed fans in attendance that Girvan was the self proclaimed best young wrestler in the world not just the best young wrestler in the world as he is.

After a fast paced exchange of holds, it is the best young wrestler in the world who gets the better of Faith early on as Girvan applies the bow and arrow submission hold. Faith rolls through into a pinning predicament before Girvan monkey flips Faith into the corner. Girvan and Faith continued to exhibit their impeccable chain wrestling skills before a dropkick sends Faith to the outside. Girvan misses with a baseball slide but managed to land on his feet- Faith and Girvan proceeded to brawl around ringside exchanging a series of chops.

Aspen Faith gains the upper hand before going up to the top rope- Girvan spikes the ropes sending Faith crashing to the mat before Girvan connects with a brain buster- kick out at 2. A back breaker by Lewis Girvan is followed up by the application of  Japanese choke hold- Aspen Faith escapes with a couple of elbows to the stomach before connecting with a gut buster. Faith, sensing a chance of victory, delivers a double foot stomp to the back followed by an under hook face buster to the knee for a near fall. Faith connects with a jumping knee before a roll up attempt was reversed into the Peace Maker submission by Lewis Girvan to force Faith to submit.

Winner: Lewis Girvan

After exiting the ring, Lewis Girvan returned to declare his intentions of winning the Zero G title before stating he will be watching tonight's main event very closely. I, for one, am delighted that Girvan is seemingly receiving a Zero G title match in the near future as, for my money, Girvan has consistently proven himself to be one of the most entertaining performers in ICW.

The 55 vs IRN JEW

(Kid Fite & Magnus vs Colt Cabana & Grado)

Making their début in Glasgow, the team of IRN JEW who have hitherto wrestled exclusively in Edinburgh. After unsuccessfully challenging Polo Promotions last week for the ICW Tag Team Championships, IRN JEW looked to regain some momentum against a rejuvenated 55. With the addition of former TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Magnus, the 55 entered the match arguably stronger than ever following Red Lightning's announcement that a strong business relationship exists between the Black Label and the 55.

Fuck TNA chants echo around The Garage despite the fact Magnus told TNA to fuck itself before a Colt Cabana/It's Yersel chant replaces the fuck TNA chant. Kid Fite and Colt Cabana get things under way- Cabana tags in Grado immediately much to the delight of the crowd. After soaking in the atmosphere, Grado dodges a knife edge chop by Kid Fite before doing his best Ric Flair impression. Kid Fite attempts to lock up but the chants of "Magnus, you're a wanker" only encourage Grado to mock Magnus instead of engaging with Fite before a distraction by James R Kennedy allows Kid Fite to connect with a series of chops.

A hip toss allows Grado to make the tag as Magnus takes it upon himself to tag himself in- Cabana grounds Magnus with a double leg take down before "toeing the balls" of Magnus. After wrenching Magnus' left arm, Cabana tags in Grado before another distraction by James R Kennedy allows Magnus to ground Grado with a spinebuster. Kid Fite, after making the tag, delivers a double foot stomp followed by a huge irish whip. Magnus distracts the referee whilst Kid Fite delivers several cheap shots. Kid Fite looks for the DOA brainbuster but Grado reverses into an R-Gra-Do as The Garage comes unglued!!

Grado and Kid Fite both make the tag as Magnus' return to the ring is greeted by chants of "shite Gladiator". Cabana, after going up top, misses with a double foot stomp but connects with a frogsplash before Kid Fite attempts an interference but is caught by the Ayrshire Dream elbow of Grado. Both members of the 55 roll to the outside to regroup while James R Kennedy enters the ring- Cabana sends Kennedy on a collision course with Grado's belly. A disagreement between Grado and Cabana ensues as Grado wishes to deliver the assisted Roll n Slice to James R Kennedy but Cabana suggests a double dive over the top rope. Grado's insistence wins through in the end as Cabana relents and propels Grado into the Roll n Slice but James R Kennedy gets out the way. Meanwhile, Magnus returned to the ring behind Cabana before delivering The Empire to pick up the victory.

Winner: The 55

An agitated Colt Cabana grabs the mic and articulates his frustrations with Grado's good time persona that has cost him over the past couple of weeks. Cabana, referencing Grado's title match with Drew Galloway on the 15th November, tells Grado it is time to get serious as he wont be there to hold his hand at the SECC. As the crowd chant "fuck him up, Grado", Cabana agrees and says he should fuck him up, him being Galloway. Cabana solemnly states that he does not think he can. At the top of the stage, Red Lightning, Jack Jester, Kid Fite, Magnus and James R Kennedy emerge as the audience drop in anticipation of what is to come. Cabana tells Grado he is giving him some tough love as Red Lightning and the 55 begin the beat down in the ring.

Red Lightning, whilst the 55 continue the mugging, reminisces about Grado's first ever shot at the ICW Heavyweight Championship three years ago in this very building against Red Lightning himself. Red Lightning states that he,too, doesn't believe Grado should be in the same ring as Galloway never mind beat him.

Owner of ICW, Mark Dallas emerges from the curtain before telling Red Lightning to shut the fuck up for the biggest pop of the night. Dallas informs Red Lightning that on the 20th September, at the next Spacebaws, he will have his first annual employee evaluation and if he can't justify his actions he will be fired. Angered by Dallas' comments, the 55 threaten Dallas but the owner of ICW brought back up in the form of Damo, the 340+ pound Irishman. Red Lightning, Jester, Fite, Magnus and Kennedy all flee the ring as Damo enters. Damo asks Dallas for a match against Jack Jester at the SECC which ICW's owner approves. On the 15th November, Damo will face ICW's king of hardcore, Jack Jester.

Colt Cabana walking out on Grado broke my heart. I haven't felt this betrayed by a character in wrestling since Seth Rollins turned his back on the Shield and even then that didn't cut as deep as this. Good job, ICW.

Solar Backstage

In a backstage interview with Veronica Le Strange, Solar lamented how he would only be remembered for being knocked out by Andrew Wilde at Spacebaws. Solar proceeded to challenge Andrew Wilde to a rematch at ICW's next show, Spacebaws episode III- A Weekend at Bernies II.

The Rodgers Brothers

Suited and booted, The Rodgers Brothers make their way to the ring to get a few things off their chest. Rory Rodgers states that The Rodgers Brothers have not been shown the respect they deserve before challenging Polo Promotions for a championship match on the 20th September show.

Dickie Divers, accompanied by Toal, makes his was way to the ring. Divers announced his intentions to return to the tag team division before declaring he is searching for a new partner. As Divers continued his announcement, The Rodgers Brothers blind sided Divers with a cheap shot. The Rodgers Brothers' beat down doesn't last long as Toal slides a chair to the aid of Divers as the Rodgers Brothers flee.

Aaron Echo vs Kenny Williams

After impressing on début against his mentor Kid Fite, Aaron Echo returns to an ICW ring to face Kenny 'The Bollocks' Williams. As of late, Kenny Williams has experienced his fair share of turmoil; just last week, Lionheart deceived him and all the fans in attendance into thinking Lionheart had aggravated a life threatening neck injury to pick up the victory.

A fast paced exchange of holds is ended when Williams sends Echo to the outside with a dropkick- Williams attempts a baseball slide but missed before an irish whip sends Kenny Williams into the Glasgow crowd. After blocking Echo's attempted dive into the crowd, Williams connects with a spring board forearm off the barrier. Echo and Williams trade forearms on the apron before Echo lands a vertical suplex to send Williams back in the ring. Echo attempts a second suplex but Williams reverses with a kick to the gut.

Once again, Echo is sent to the outside- this time Williams connects with a tope suicida before rolling Echo back into the ring. A forearms smash allows Echo to gain the advantage with several uppercuts in the corner- a jumping knee knocks Echo off balance, an attempted Quiff Buster is reversed into the Echo of Silence swinging neck breaker by Aaron Echo- Williams kicks out at 2. Echo, driving home his advantage, delivers a pump handle slam into a powerbomb for another near fall before attempting a second which is reversed with a hurricanrana by Williams. Williams connects with the running knee to pick up the victory in a highly competitive match.

Winner: Kenny Williams

After complementing Echo for a fantastic match, Kenny Williams demanded that Lionheart explain his actions two weeks ago. Lionheart arrives to a chorus of boos before stating that he doesn't need to justify his actions. Kenny Williams lands a few blows before a superkick by Lionheart sends Williams crashing to the mat. Lionheart sets Williams up in the Styles Clash, the move that broke his neck, before Noam Dar rushes down to make the save as Lionheart flees.

Kay Lee Ray vs Mickie James

In perhaps the most anticipated match of the night, one of the most talented wrestlers in the U.K. and member of the N.A.K., Kay Lee Ray, faced one of the most decorated women in professional wrestling, Mickie James. The former three time WWE Women's Champion, two time WWE Diva's Champion and three time TNA Knockout Champion received a warm welcome on her ICW debut.

Mickie James offers Kay Lee Ray a handshake before the match begins but Kay Lee Ray responded with a middle finger. Mickie James grounds Kay Lee Ray before the latest N.A.K recruit decides to spend some time on the outside to regroup. Upon returning to the ring, Mickie James delivers a hip toss as Kay Lee Ray once again returns to the outside. After getting into an argument with a fan, Kay Lee Ray returns to the ring as Mickie James begins work on the arm. Kay Lee Ray reverses into a arm bar of her own before James grounds Kay Lee with a snapmare- Kay Lee reverses with a head scissors before Mickie James escapes with a headstand. Kay Lee Ray applies a chin lock before Mickie James grabs Kay Lee Ray in the vagina before paying homage to perhaps one of the greatest Wrestlemania moments of all time. Kay Lee Ray, though, is not amused and delivers a neck breaker to Mickie James with the assistance of the ropes.

After rolling James back into the ring, Kay Lee Ray delivers a series of stomps followed by a missile drop kick from the top rope. After flipping off the crowd, Kay Lee Ray locks in a knee bar which is reversed by Mickie James into a knee bar of her own. Kay Lee Ray slaps her way out of the hold before delivering a face first buster for a near fall. Kay Lee Ray ascends the ropes only to be puled down by James with a hurricanrana. James follows up with three clotheslines followed by a flapjack- James this time climbs the ropes before connecting with a thesz press- Kay Lee kicks out at 2. After both women reverse their opponents finisher, Mickie James applies another knee bar- eventually, Kay Lee Ray reaches the ropes but James drives home her advantage with a neck breaker on the ramp. After returning to the ring, Mickie James attempts another thesz press from the top rope but misses this time- Kay Lee Ray takes advantage of James' imbalance with a roll up assisted by the ropes to advance to the semi finals of ICW's tournament to crown the first ever ICW Women's Championship.

Winner: Kay Lee Ray

I thought this was the best match of the tournament so far. Kay Lee Ray proved once again what a fantastic worker she is and Mickie James received an ovation from everyone in the building. So, the quarter finals are complete; Nikki Storm, Layla Rose, Viper and Kay Lee Ray complete the line up for the semi finals of the tournament to determine who will be the first ever ICW Women's Champion crowned on the 15th November at the SECC.

DCT vs Stevie Boy

ICW Zero G Title on the line

The international sex hero, DCT, makes his way to the ring  accompanied by Coach, polo mallet in hand, for the biggest night of his career- this is DCT's first ever singles championship opportunity in ICW. At Spacebaws Episode II, DCT faced a man who has drawn the ire of the crowd in recent months. Since turning his back on the Bucky Boys and joining the N.A.K., many have considered Stevie Boy to be a weak champion who does all he can to avoid defending his championship. Tonight, Stevie Boy walks alone to the ring.

Duelling chants of Polo Promotions and N.A.K. reverberate around the arena as Stevie Boy and DCT lock up for the first time. A slap by Stevie Boy is returned by DCT before Stevie Boy, taking a leaf out of Kay Lee Ray's book, heads to the outside to reconfigure his tactics. After having a drink of water, Stevie Boy re-enters the ring before spraying the water in DCT's face. A spinning elbow sends Stevie Boy to the outside again- this time DCT follows him to the outside but it is Stevie who gains the advantage by tossing the international sex hero into the crowd. DCT regains the advantage with a headbutt before dragging Stevie Boy to the toilets- DCT uses a mop to ground Stevie Boy before Stevie Boy tosses a bin at DCT. After tossing Stevie Boy into the barrier, DCT connects with a double axe handle from the ring apron before rolling the Zero G champion back into the ring. A pouncing neck breaker buys Stevie Boy some valuable time to recover after a series of shots in the corner- Stevie Boy begins the methodical dissecting of DCT in a manner synonymous with any N.A.K. member.

Lewis Girvan, after stating his intentions earlier, heads out to the top of the ramp to watch the match. DCT takes advantage of a distracted Stevie Boy by delivering three consecutive scoop slams. An attempted penalty kick is dodged by Stevie Boy before DCT connects with a shining wizard before locking in the Tash-Mission submission. Stevie Boy breaks free before delivering a superkick followed up by a fisherman buster- a beautiful spinning moonsault by Stevie Boy misses as chants of o o o o o o o encourage DCT to his feet. Both competitors collide with the referee to incapacitate him- Stevie Boy, sensing his opportunity, grabs the polo mallet but DCT connects with a low blow before delivering a shot of his own with the polo mallet- Stevie Boy kicks out at 2. Meanwhile, Lewis Girvan has acquired the Zero G Championship which rests on his shoulder as an attempted Devil's Halo is reversed by DCT before DCT sends a message to Bram with an Impaler ddt- somehow, Stevie Boy manages to get his foot on the ropes to break the three count. After an attempted back slide, Stevie Boy successfully connects with the Devil's Halo to pick up the victory and retain his Zero G Championship.

Winner: Stevie Boy

Lewis Girvan returns the championship to Stevie Boy before the champion begins his celebrations. While celebrating, DCT locks in the Tash-Mission submission on Stevie Boy before tossing the title on the chest of Stevie Boy.

The second half of ICW Spacebaws Episode III was much better than the first but that was inevitable considering the talent on the second half of the show. Still, the excellent debut of Massimo and an entertaining match between Lewis Girvan and Aspen Faith provided confirmation that even without Galloway, Grado, Jester, Damo and Dar wrestling they are still capable of putting on a highly enjoyable show without their premier talent.

ICW: A Horse, A Spoon, And a Bucket

ICW's run at the Edinburgh Fringe festival concluded this past weekend with three title matches, a special benefit concert for the 55, the continuation of the tournament to crown the first ever ICW Women's Champion and the return of Kris Travis to an ICW ring. Whilst perhaps lacking the intensity of  The Ministry of Silly Headlocks, A Horse, A Spoon, And a Bucket concluded with a huge announcement that pits arguably the two biggest names in ICW against each other in a tantalising main event for Fear and Loathing VIII.

Only two shows in Glasgow remain before ICW embark on their biggest UK tour to date. With the main event booked for Fear and Loathing VIII, all roads lead to the SECC on November 15th as ICW continues to gather momentum towards one of the biggest nights in British wrestling history.

A Horse, A Spoon, And a Bucket began with two of ICW's most exciting young wrestlers.

Lewis Girvan vs Lou King Sharpe

The best young wrestler in the world, Lewis Girvan, is the first to make his way to the ring. As ever, Lewis Girvan asks Champagne Simon Cassidy to remind the audience he is the best young wrestler in the world to which the fans respond with "who are ya?". After being rehired by Toal last week, weighing in at a rip, cut and jacked 8 and a half stone, standing at a colossal 5ft 4', Lou King Sharp makes his way to the ring making his debut as part of the Toal family.

Lewis Girvan emerges on top of the initial exchange as he works the fingers of Lou King Sharpe. Chants of "Lou King Sharpe" echo around the arena as Lewis Girvan takes the opportunity to chat with the announcer Simon Cassidy- Cassidy reminds everyone it is pronounced "best young wrester". As Girvan returns to the ring, Lou King Sharp lands a thesz press to ground Girvan before the best young wrestler rolls to the outside for a chance to rework his game plan. Girvan is interrupted as Lou King Sharp connects with a tope con hilo- Sharp looks for a second but is halted by Girvan who this time wisely spikes the ropes before Sharp has the chance to fly. Girvan, now in control, delivers a delayed vertical suplex followed by two back breakers before applying a rear chin lock.

A sunset flip allows Lou King Sharp to gain some momentum in the match- a spinning clothesline positions Girvan in between the middle and top rope as Lou King Sharp hits the 0141. Sharp connects with a diving cross body before heading up to the top rope- Girvan, this time, catches his opponent before driving him into the mat with a devastating powerbomb. Girvan, after kicking out of a surprise small package, lands a half and half suplex before missing a double foot stomp. A single leg drop kick is dodged by Lewis Girvan before Girvan delivers a dragon suplex- again, Lou King Sharp demonstrates his resilience by kicking out at 2. Girvan, showing signs of frustration, delivers a ddt into a neckbreaker to pick up the victory.

Winner: Lewis Girvan

Girvan, not content with the victory, begins the post match beat down before the Tim Wyllie and Kid Fite arrive as Girvan flees- Kid Fite hits the D.O.A. brainbuster as ICW General Manager, Red Lightning, makes his way to the ring.

Red Lightning Arrives

Red Lightning, mic in hand, trash talks the man he fired a few months ago. After calling for a referee, Red Lightning covers Lou King Sharpe for the three count thanks in no small part to the 55. Red Lightning reminds all the fans of his unbeaten record over the past two weeks. Thanks to the 55, Red Lightning is now 3-0 after pinning Joe Coffey, Noam Dar and now Lou King Sharpe.

Red Lightning informed fans in attendance that he has cancelled the flights of the Sumerian Death Squad members, Tommy End and Michael Dante, before stating that there is a working relationship between the Black Label, comprised of Red Lightning, Jack Jester and the ICW World Heavyweight Champion Drew Galloway, and the 55.

Damo vs Kid Fite

To the delight of the crowd, Damo puts an end to Red Lightning's filibustering as he attacks the 55's enforcer, Tim Wyllie. Damo and Kid Fite brawl around ringside. Unsurprisingly, it is the bigger man, Damo, who gains control of the match after driving Kid Fite into the ring post then barricade.

The bell rings as the match is now officially under way- Damo offers Kid Fite a free pass to attempt to knock him over. Fite accedes but barely makes an impression on a man well over double his size as chants of "you can stick your 55 up your arse" ring around the arena. A shoulder block sends Kid Fite reeling to the outside but as Damo heads outside he is ambushed by Tim Wyllie and Kid Fite in a two on one assault tantamount to a mugging before being rolled back in the ring. A ferocious Misawa elbow sends Damo crumbling to the mat for the first time but isn't enough to secure the pinfall.  A drop kick followed by a senton by the 330+ pound Irishman brings a close fall- after dispatching Tim Wyllie to the outside, Damo connects with an impressive superkick before delivering the O Connor roll to pick up the victory.

Winner: Damo

Damo, distracted by the 55, doesn't have much time to celebrate as Jack Jester blind sides the Beast of Belfast with a chair shot. Jester, aided by the 55, work over Damo's left knee with several brutal chair shots to send a potent message to anyone interfering with the business of the 55. Miraculously, Damo manages to leave the ring on his own volition.

Joe Hendry Benefit Concert

Accompanied to the ring with a guitarist and Stone Cold Bobby Roberts, ICW's resident musician, wearing a delightful Christmas jumper embroidered with the words 'Local Hero', made his way to the ring to perform a benefit concert for the 55.

To begin, Joe Hendry delivers a delicate acoustic version of Calvin Harris and Rhianna's We Found Love before seamlessly transitioning into a new song. Replacing the TNT lyric from ACDC's TNT with Joe Hendry, the local hero proves once again why he has one of the most unique gimmicks in the world of professional wrestling that would shame any X Factor-y pretender. Joe Hendry slows things down with a touching rendition of What if Joe was one of us? as the crowd show their appreciation with a roar of approval. After a series of vocal exercises, the local hero returns to where it all began with the song that reached number one in Estonia, I C Double Me and You.

Much to the disappointment of the fans, Joe Hendry stops midway through the song to state his dismay at the lack of opportunities he receives in ICW. Hendry reminds the audience there are two things he has never done in ICW: the first is swear, the second is use a weapon- two of the things responsible for ICW's popularity. Hendry, the antithesis of ICW, continues on to state that James R Kennedy, leader of the 55, has driven the local hero to consider using a weapon on him. Hendry proceeds to a PG Pulp Fiction weapon selection between a mic stand, a samurai sword or a guitar. Before a decision can be arrived at, the 55's enforcer, Tim Wyllie. emerges from behind the curtain to put an end to all "this musical bullshit". Wyllie, after delivering a ferocious spear to Stone Cold Bobby Roberts, is smashed over the head with a guitar as the local hero does something he has never done in ICW.

Polo Promotions vs IRN JEW

For the ICW Tag Team Championships

After successfully earning the number one contendership for the ICW Tag Team Championship after defeating The Rodgers Brothers. After successfully defending their number one contendership against against The GZRS, the fan-favourite team of Grado and Colt Cabana, IRN JEW, are finally granted their shot at Polo Promotions' ICW Tag Team Championship. Polo Promotions, the longest reigning tag team champions in ICW history, head into the match after an impressive victory over the Sumerian Death Squad albeit with an assist to the N.A.K.

Mark Coffey and Grado get things under way but before any exchange occurs, Grado tags in Colt Cabana. Cabana and Coffey exchange a series of wrist locks before Coffey applies a side headlock- Cabana reverses with an arm drag take down as we see a more subdued, serious IRN JEW tonight. Cabana, demonstrating his technical proficiency, escapes a head scissors with a head stand before a sunset flip brings a near fall. Cabana makes the tag to Grado before a series of double team manoeuvres on Coffey's left arm- after Coffey escapes the hold, Grado offers Coffey a chance to german suplex him. Coffey declines and, instead, tags in his partner, Jackie Polo, for the first time in the match. Jackie Polo immediately lands his patented scoop slam before slapping on a side headlock. Grado, with considerable history between himself and Jackie Polo, escapes the hold with an arm drag take down. Grado successfully makes the tag to Cabana- a drop kick by Jackie Polo disorientates Cabana to present an opportunity for Polo Promotions to send Cabana on a visit to scoop slam city before asking "who bad?".

After several scoop slams, Polo Promotions cut off Colt Cabana in the corner before the Grado comes to the aid of his tag team partner. Grado, though, is sent to the outside after a brief flurry of offence- Cabana temporarily breaks the flow of scoop slams with a roll up but Jackie Polo continues with the scoop slam before heading to the top rope- Polo meets a face full of Cabana's boot. Cabana makes the tag to Grado as the Ayrshire Dream enters the ring with several elbows. Grado lifts Jackie Polo for the Get Tae Bed but Polo escapes only to walk into an R-Gra-Do as Edinburgh comes unglued!- Polo kicks out at 2. Grado calls for the F5 but Jackie Polo pushes Grado into a headbutt by Mark Coffey. Jackie Polo tags in his partner after a shoulder breaker- Mark Coffey connects with a bridging back suplex- Grado kicks out at 2. Temporarily distracted by Colt Cabana, Mark Coffey walks straight into an F5 by Grado- Grado connects with the assisted roll n slice...1...2.... Coffey extends his arm to the ropes to break the count. Cabana, after being tagged in by Grado, looks for the GTS but Coffey reverses before connecting with a lariat followed by a diving elbow. Jackie Polo sends Grado to the outside before Polo Promotions connect with the assisted bridging german suplex to pick up the win and make it 294 days as ICW Tag Team Champions.

Winner: Polo Promotions

Although not nearly as hilarious as IRN JEW's match with The GZRS last week, this match here showcased a different side to Grado and Cabana. Anyone familiar with indie wrestling can testify to Cabana's technical acumen but it was Grado who will have surprised many with his technical ability.

Stevie Boy vs Wolfgang

After a heated discussion with his former ally the Wee Man, Stevie Boy offers an open challenge for his ICW Zero G Championship with the caveat that said challenger must have previously won the Zero G Championship.

Wolfgang, fellow member of the N.A.K. and pioneer of Scottish wrestling, emerges to challenge for a title he defeated Andrew Wilde for over three years ago. Clearly, Stevie Boy doesn't want to be part of this match as he pleads with Wolfgang to lay down for him. After a handshake, Wolfgang hesitantly lays down....1....2... Wolfgang's pride doesn't allow him to have a match end like this.

Wolfgang and Stevie Boy lock up as Wolfgang uses his strength advantage to ground Stevie Boy with a side headlock. After a series of reversals, both men begin dancing before Stevie Boy connects with the hadouken of doom as Wolfgang crashes to the mat in slow motion before the ref counts to three.

Winner: Stevie Boy

As Wolfgang and Stevie Boy celebrate in the ring, Mikey Whiplash's music begins to play. Without fellow Legion members Tommy End and Michael Dante, ICW's necromancer emerges at the top of the ramp alone before calling the 'match' an abomination. Whiplash reminds fans that he, too, is a former Zero G Champion as he makes his way to the ring to challenge Stevie Boy.

Stevie Boy vs Mikey Whiplash

As soon as Whiplash enters the ring, Stevie Boy begins the beat down before a lariat almost takes Stevie Boy's head off. A vertical suplex by Whiplash is reversed by Stevie Boy into a brainbuster- Whiplash kicks out at 2. A superkick by Stevie Boy is dodged by Whiplash- who unloads with several uppercuts in the corner before connecting with one from the top rope. Stevie Boy lands an elbow to end Whiplash's momentum- Stevie Boy, heading up top, looks for a leg drop but is caught on the shoulders of Whiplash who proceeds to deliver three consecutive power bombs.

An enziguri by Stevie Boy temporarily prevents the Zombie Maker before Whiplash connects with a series of ferocious uppercuts. Whiplash, this time, connects with the Zombie Maker but before he has a chance to make the cover Wolfgang and BT Gunn come to the aid of their N.A.K brethren. Wolfgang connects with a shot with the brass knuckles as BT Gunn and Stevie Boy hold Whipash up- the sultan of silent hill, Chris Renfrew emerges from the curtain, plaster cast on his injured left hand. Whilst Stevie Boy and BT Gunn deliver a series of brutal stomps, Renfrew dares anyone to challenge the N.A.K.. Renfrew informs the crowd Whiplash's punishment is ten whips with the cane. After ten devastating whips of the cane, the N.A.K. tie Whiplash up with a metal chain before dragging him out of the ring as the N.A.K. make a powerful statement of intent heading into their steel cage match vs Legion at the SECC.

Winner: no contest

Kasey Owens vs Viper

ICW's tournament to crown the first ever ICW Women's Champion continued this past week as Viper made her return to ICW after being piledriven through her wedding cake by Bram on her and D.C.T.'s wedding day. At A Horse, A Spoon, And a Bucket, Viper faced a woman synonymous with tag team wrestling. As part of The Owens Twins, Kasey has made quite an impression on the ICW faithful but faces her toughest task yet in a singles competition against Viper.

A quick roll up attempt by Kasey Owens begins the match before Owens lands a sunset flip- as expected, Owens' speed allows her to gain the initial advantage before the strength of Viper is illustrated by a devastating lariat. A drop kick sends Owens to the outside before she recovers to plant Viper face first into the ring apron. After an irish whip into the barricade, Owens rolls Viper back into the ring. An attempted ddt is reversed into a vertical suplex by Viper before she drives home her advantage with a scoop slam. Viper, building momentum, attempts a running senton but misses as Kasey Owens escapes just in time. Owens, sensing an opportunity, attempts a penalty kick but misses before connecting with a cross body take down- kick out at 2 by Viper. As the two return to their feet, Viper and Owens trade vicious forearm blows before Viper delivers a Viper Bomb to pick up the victory and advance to the semi finals.

Winner: Viper

After the match, Viper's husband, D.C.T., made his way to the ring to address Bram. Once again, the international sex hero D.C.T. reiterated that he is coming for Bram. A strong performance here by Viper ensures she heads into the semi finals with Nikki Storm and Layla Rose. With one semi finalist yet to be determined, Viper remains my pick to be crowned the first ever ICW Women's Champion.

Drew Galloway vs Kris Travis

18 months ago, Kris Travis was diagnosed with stomach cancer. After a long and arduous recovery, Kris Travis miraculously makes his return to an ICW ring at A Horse, A Spoon, And a Bucket to raucous chants of "welcome back". Red Lightning, as is seemingly tradition now, gave the ICW World Heavyweight Championship, Drew Galloway, his introduction. Accompanied by Jack Jester, Galloway makes his way to the ring surrounded by boos that were once cheers.

Galloway immediately demonstrates his size and strength advantage by pushing Travis into the corner whilst still wearing his hoodie. Again, Travis attempts to lock up with Galloway but Galloway just pushes him back into the corner. Travis, encouraged by the crowd, escapes the corner with several elbows before connecting with a hurricanrana that sends the champion to the outside. Flustered and frustrated, Galloway removes his hoodie before trading chops on the ring apron. An enziguri by Travis sends Galloway stumbling back into the ring. A second hurricanrana attempt by Travis is reversed into a gut buster by the champion before the cerebral Galloway begins to work on the stomach of Travis. Several shots to the stomach result in a chin lock by Galloway in the centre of the ring- Travis reverses with a crucifix but a forearm followed by a single knee gut buster allows Galloway to remain on top. Stalking Kris Travis, Galloway unloads several big right hands to the stomach of Travis. An attempted leg drop by the champion is dodged by the challenger- an enziguri knocks Galloway off balance before Travis, mustering all his energy reserves, lifts Galloway up and connects with a death valley driver- Galloway kicks out at 2. A lariat followed by a spinning heel kick ensures Travis is able to connect with a bulldog for another near fall.

Another enziguri sends Galloway to the outside- Travis, famed for his high flying ability, connects first with a baseball slide followed by a tope con hilo into the crowd. After rolling Galloway back into the ring, Travis attempts a cross body but is reversed by Galloway into an inverted alabama slam. Galloway, sensing imminent victory, shows the thumbs down before a Future Shock ddt is reversed with a kick to the face. Travis heads to the top rope before an enziguri sends Travis off balance. Galloway joins Travis on the top rope before delivering an inverted superplex to the challenger...1...2... Travis remains in the contest with a late kick out. Galloway, increasingly angered by Travis' resiliency, calls Red Lightning over to the ring apron- Red Lightning holds Travis' flaccid body up before Travis ducks out the way as Galloway's boot connects with Red Lightning. As Galloway turns around, Travis connects with a superkick- Galloway flips off Travis before connecting with an enziguri. Galloway, after ragging Travis to his feet, delivers a Future Shock ddt to retain the title.


Winner: Drew Galloway

After the match, Red Lightning, speaking on behalf of the Black Label, remarks on how Kris Travis has impressed all in attendance tonight including himself. Red Lightning proceeds to ask Travis to join the Black Label. After a minutes deliberation, Kris Travis hugs Galloway and high fives Red Lightning before telling them where to stick their offer with an emphatic "fuck you". Inevitably, the beat down begins by Galloway and Red Lightning whilst Jack Jester heads to find his corkscrew. Jester gestures to reveal his intentions before Grado rushes out to make the save. It isn't long until the numbers game catches up with Grado- but out comes ICW's Ironman Joe Coffey to make the save. Coffey has Galloway positioned for the Future Shock ddt before Jester blind sides Coffey with a cheap shot from behind as the Black Label control the ring.

A huge roar breaks out as Damo, injured left leg in cast, hobbles down to clear the ring as Grado, Coffey, Travis and Damo stand in the ring whilst Galloway, Jester and Red Lightning flee to the outside. Grado, displaying intensity not at all associated with his happy go lucky persona, lambastes Galloway for ducking his challenge over the past month before calling him McIntyre and the chosen one. Having succeeded in getting a reaction out of the champion, Galloway retorts that he is the chosen one of professional wrestling to which Grado responds he is the chosen one of ICW underscored by wild cheers. Galloway, visibly agitated by the support Grado is receiving, remarks that people come to see ICW for him, the wrestler, and for Grado, the clown, before accepting Grado's challenge at ICW: Fear and Loathing VIII, November 15th.

Red Lightning, though, has other ideas and states that the match will not be going ahead before ICW owner Mark Dallas, after a six month hiatus, returned to hand Red Lightning his final warning. To chants of "thank you, Dallas", ICW's owner announces that the match will be happening at the SECC. Chants of ICW reverberate around the arena as the huge announcement of the main event for Fear and Loathing VIII concludes what has been a fantastic run at the Edinburgh Fringe festival.

For me, Grado vs Drew is the only match ICW could have booked to headline the biggest show in their history. The match pits Drew Galloway, the man who has turned his back on the fans to secure his position as champion, against Grado, the man of the people. It is undisputed champion vs underdog, pure athlete vs the jester, corporate vs the people and it is going to be fantastic.

Give this company your money.

ICW: The Ministry of Silly Headlocks

"Sports Entertainment is a disease, ICW is the cure."

Billy Kirkwood

ICW returned to the City Nightclub, Edinburgh, for the penultimate show of their festival run. As usual, Mark Dallas' company provided a unique blend of comedy, debauchery and professional wrestling in what was their best festival show to date; Red Lightning, ICW General Manager, continued to shape the company in his corrupt image, The GZRS made an immediate impression to the ICW faithful with a hilarious match against fan favourites, IRN JEW, the N.A.K sought to resurrect their aura of indestructibility against Legion in a preview of their impending steel cage match at Fear and Loathing VIII and a beautiful, or reprehensible, plan ensured Lionheart picked up his first win in ICW since returning from a life threatening injury to leave the crowd both betrayed and infuriated. 

The show began, though, with a man who has dwelt in the shadows of ICW for a long time.

Davey Boy vs Chris Renfrew

Since his former ally and friend, Stevie Boy, joined the N.A.K a few months ago, Davey Boy has been forced to walk alone. Chastened by his former brother's treachery, Davey Boy has ditched the happy go lucky attitude in favour of a more aggressive, no nonsense, approach to his matches. Accompanied by Wee Man, Davey Boy is the first to the ring. His opponent, Chris Renfrew, holder of the Square Go briefcase, is next to emerge from the curtain. As part of the N.A.K., Renfrew and co fought the Bucky Boys up and down the country; now, Stevie Boy stands shoulder to shoulder with his former enemy, Renfrew. Stevie Boy disappears as quickly as he arrived before Renfrew spits on the Wee Man as he enters the ring. 

Immediately as the bell rings, Davey Boy takes the fight to Renfrew with a double leg take down before driving multiple clubbing blows into the face of Renfrew. Renfrew rolls to the outside but Davey Boy doesn't allow him to dictate the pace of the match- Davey Boy connects with a tope suicida followed by a dropkick to the outside. Davey Boy attempts a second tope suicida but connects this time Chris Renfrew's briefcase- the second in two weeks, this is why Renfrew shouldn't have nice things. Renfrew, sadistically, rolls back into the ring before beginning the systematic dismantling of Davey Boy. Renfrew looks for the T Virus piledriver but Davey Boy reverses into a big back body drop before connecting with a diving clothesline from the top rope. Davey Boy, sensing his opportunity to earn a huge victory over a key member of the N.A.K., lines up the spear but Renfrew reverses into a stunner- Davey Boy kicks out at 2. Renfrew slaps Davey Boy to his feet- Davey Boy raises a defiant middle finger to Renfrew, who sends Davey Boy crashing to the mat again with a vicious lariat- Davey Boy kicks out at 1! Spurred on by the capacity crowd, Davey Boy connects with a spear before lifting Renfrew onto his shoulders- Renfrew reverses, attempts a T Virus but is reversed into a spine buster by Davey Boy. Looking to send a message to Stevie Boy, Davey sets up a Glasgow Destroyer- Renfrew reverses into an Alabama slam. 

Before Renfrew can make the cover, a video of Mikey Whiplash appears on screen to distract Renfrew. The distraction by Whiplash grants Davey Boy time to recover- Davey Boy takes advantage with the F5/Stunner combination Billy Kirkwood appropriately named "The Kill List". Davey Boy begins the long process of exorcising his demons here with a victory over an N.A.K. member partly responsible for Stevie Boy turning his back on the Bucky Boys. This was a really fast paced match to start the show- Davey Boy's new found aggression is refreshing and this was one of his finest performances in singles action to date. 

Winner: Davey Boy

Lionheart vs Kenny Williams

Lionheart made his third ICW appearance since recovering from not only a career but a life threatening neck injury. Since his return, Lionheart has lost all his matches. At ICW: The Ministry of Silly Headlocks, Lionheart faces a man he has met previously. Weighing in at 1.121 gigawatts, the bollocks, Kenny Williams, makes his way to the ring hoping to regain some momentum after losing the Zero G Championship a couple of months ago. 

As the bell rings, both competitors demonstrate their excellent chemistry with a series of reversals. Kenny Williams sends Lionheart to the outside before missing with a tope suicida, crashing into the barricade head first. Lionheart rolls Williams back in the ring and delivers a series of chops in the corner before connecting with a helluva kick- Lionheart loses his balance as Kenny Williams drives his knees into the back of Lionheart's neck. 

Then, silence.

All was still.

Not one person made a sound as medical assistants poured out from behind the curtain to observe Lionheart, who lay motionless on the mat. Red Lightning, putting his corrupt authoritarian persona aside, emerged from behind the curtain to help a friend. Kenny Williams sat inconsolable in the corner before Lionheart sprung to his feet, delivering a superkick to the distraught Williams to pick up the victory as ferocious boos echo around Edinburgh-his first victory in ICW since returning from injury. 

Wow. Many found Lionheart feigning an aggravation of a previous neck injury to be incredibly distasteful but it certainly got a reaction. Undeniably, wrestling is at its best when the lines between fiction and reality are distorted sufficiently enough for total suspension of disbelief; Lionheart made everyone believe  in order to pick up the victory over Kenny Williams. You can debate the ethical principles of such an action but the fact remains it achieved its purpose; not one person didn't feel a betrayed and subsequently booed Lionheart out the building. This is a really exciting development for one of Britain's finest.

Winner: Lionheart

Dickie Divers vs Trent Seven 

Disinterested, dismissive and apathetic, Dickie Divers makes his way to the ring looking like he wishes he could be anywhere but here. Since being defeated by Chris Refrew for the Square Go Briefcase at Shug's Hoose Party II, Dickie Divers has undergone a remarkable transformation; last week, Divers didn't even put up a fight against Damo. This week, Divers faces a man making his debut in Edinburgh, Trent Seven. 

As the bell rings, Divers just stands in the corner not willing to even engage Seven. Trent Seven, with a beard to make even the most conceited hipster blush, encourages the disinterested Divers to at at least try. Seven attempts to grapple Divers but Divers remains disinterested as he half heartedly locks up- Seven breaks the hold almost immediately. Chants of "always look on the bright side of life" reverberate around the City Nightclub as Trent Severn beseeches Divers to engage in a competitive match. Divers lays down and offers Trent the opportunity to pick up the win- ever the consummate professional, Seven decides against turning the match into a farce. Instead, Seven pulls Divers to his feet and delivers a series of devastating chops in the corner before going for the attempted googly. Finally, Divers shows some signs of interest as he moves out of the way before the googly can connect- Divers delivers multiple shots to the stomach followed by a german suplex. Divers continues the assault with numerous stomps to the head of Seven before connecting with an unenthusiastic rolling senton- Seven dodges the attempt and unloads with several forearms strikes which Divers laughs off. 

Trent Seven delivers 13 stiff chops in the corner before successfully connecting with the googly this time. Seven attempts a suplex to the outside but the attempt is blocked by Divers- Divers delivers a neck breaker with the assistance of the ropes. Divers continues the assault with a bulldog on the apron- Divers, impassive, looks for the unprettier but Seven catches him with a spinning heel kick. Seven drives home the advantage with a dragon suplex before connecting with a devastating spinning piledriver to pick up the victory. 

The competitive spirit has not been completely drained from Divers but his struggles continue. A backstage segment later in the show saw a tentative agreement between Divers and Toal; Toal will now be Divers' manager.

Winner: Trent Seven

IRN JEW vs The GZRS

The team of Sebastian and Tom Irvine,  or The GZRS as they prefer to be known, have been making quite a name for themselves as of late. Consistently hilarious performances in Progress, PCW and IPW have helped The GZRS quickly gain a reputation as a must see act in professional wrestling. Tonight, they meet the international dream team of Colt Cabana and Grado, IRN JEW, in a dream match up for fans of comedy wrestling. 

The GZRS arrive to the ring first; Sebastian in his faux Real Madrid kit, Tom Irvine in his trunks, both with a can of beer in their hand, make their way to the ring for their ICW debut. Next, IRN JEW make their way to the ring, matching jackets and all, to a huge ovation before American indie wrestling icon Colt Cabana chases Grado around the ring with a towel. Tom Irvine grabs the mic whilst Grado catches his breath. Before the match has chance to get under way, Tom Irvine challenges IRN JEW for their number one contendership- Colt Cabana agrees. As the match gets under way, Grado, much to the annoyance of Colt Cabana, tries to get a sip of Sebastian's beer. Cabana tries to stop Grado but evidently underestimated the Scotsman's need for alcoholic refreshment.

It is Irvine and Cabana that get things under way whilst Grado and Sebastian share a couple of beers in the corner. Confusion ensues as Grado tags Tom Irvine to enter the match- Grado and Colt Cabana square off in the centre of the ring- but what's this... Grado points the finger at Colt Cabana who goes crashing down to the mat. Grado hits the finger poke of doom! Tom Irvine sneaks in to try and pin Cabana but Grado pulls him off before connecting with a devastating belly bump as chants of belly echo around the arena. Grado, driving home the advantage, connects with a sunset flip whilst concurrently pulling down the trunks of Diamond Geezer, Tom Irvine, before driving him shoulder first into the ring post after a short bdsm session with IRN JEW. Sebastian rushes into save his fellow GEEZR- Grado reverses with a drop toe hold as Sebastian precariously hangs mere centimetres away from Irvine's marmite motorway before Cabana pushes his face into Irvine's back passage. 

Colt Cabana, distracted by Grado's antics, receives an arm wrench by Sebastian- Cabana demonstrates his technical acumen with an impressive roll up before Grado informs Cabana he has a new move. Cabana, curious as everyone in the building, tags in Grado. In one of the more impressive sights in wrestling, Grado performs a cartwheel into a head scissor take down that sends Sebastian reeling to the outside. Aided by Colt Cabana, Grado heads up to the top rope, perhaps looking for the best moonsault ever- Irvine spots the attempt before delivering a hugely traumatic thumb up the bum! Sebastian joins in the debauchery as a drop toe hold positions Grado in-between the second and top rope- Sebastian delivers a ferocious kick to the ass to ensure Grado will not be sitting down any time soon.

Tom Irvine returns to a tactic that has brought The GZRS a lot of success in the match- once again, Irvine attempts the thumb up the bum but this time Grado reverses by sending Irvine's thumb into his mouth. Grado, after severe punishment to the ass, tags in Cabana who connects with the flying ass on Sebastian before Sebastian reverses with an S.T.O. Irvine heads up to the top rope before delivering a head butt to the groin of Cabana a la Dudley Boys. The two GZRS stand facing each other in the ring- they know what time it is. Sebastian calls for the slip n slide! 

Professional wrestling has seen it all; an immortal necromancer that works as an undertaker, a midget confused about his species orientation, an insensitive portrayal of the mentally handicapped, hell that doesn't even begin to cover Big Dick Johnson. Never before have I seen a slip n side. 

The GZRS attempt to send Colt Cabana down the slip n slide and crashing into the ring post but Sebastian slips in the process resulting in him being sent down the treacherous slip n slide. Cabana and Grado send Irvine crashing head first into the nether regions of Sebastian who must be lamenting the decision to bring the slip n slide out. Grado connects with the Roll n Slice before Sebastian attempts to get to his feet but keeps slipping over- Cabana picks him up to deliver the Get Tae Bed/Wee Boot combination to pick up the win and remain number one contenders to Polo Promotions ICW Tag Team Championship.

Lou King Sharpe returns

Lou King Sharpe rushed out to the ring before security began to swarm around him. The only man in history for getting fired for being a 'dick', Sharpe lays into various members of the security team before Saqib Ali runs in to help his friend. Toal, manager of Saqib Ali, orders both men to stop before reminding Lou King Sharpe he was fired for being a dick to ICW General manager, Red Lightning, on Twitter. However, Toal informs the audience and Sharpe, he has found a loophole in the ICW rules & regulations- being a dick on social media does not contravene the company hand book. 

Toal proceeds to rehire Lou King Sharpe as Sharpe and Ali celebrate in the ring.

Legion vs the N.A.K.

In a preview of their impending steel cage match at the SECC, the first in ICW history, Legion, comprised of Mikey Whiplash, Michael Dante and Tommy End, took on the N.A.K., comprised of Wolfgang, BT Gunn and Stevie Boy. Over the past few weeks, tensions between these two teams has further increased as it appears there is only room for one of these factions in ICW.

After having their aura of indestructibility penetrated by Legion a couple of weeks ago, the N.A.K arrive first. Two weeks ago, Legion emphatically dismantled the N.A.K before performing a crucifixion of Wolfgang. This week, the N.A.K look to re-establish themselves as the dominant faction of ICW. Legion arrive. Each member of Legion has their face painted in the style of Mikey Whiplash to demonstrate the brotherhood and unity between these three men. It isn't long before an arena wide brawl ensues; Michael Dante dismantles the ringside barriers as Tommy End and Stevie Boy brawl near the bar. Mikey Whiplash and BT Gunn brawl ringside. This isn't a wrestling match. This is a fight as BT Gunn begins to bleed from above his left eyebrow. The N.A.K regain some control-in the loosest sense of the word- as Wolfgang, after sending Whiplash crashing head first into a wall, comes to the aid of Gunn. The N.A.K's momentum doesn't last long as Michael Dante powerbombs Stevie Boy into the mass of bodies. Barely a second passes before all the men return to their feet such is the hatred. It is the N.A.K who emerge victorious from his particular brawl as the cut off Mikey Whiplash in the ring. As ever, the N.A.K use the numbers game to their advantage as BT Gunn strangles his long term rival with an N.A.K t shirt. The N.A.K control the ring ensuring neither End nor Dante can come to the assistance of Whiplash. Somehow, Whiplash manages to send the N.A.K to the outside before connecting with three consecutive virgin suicide dives to the outside!

Legion, now with the momentum, roll BT Gunn back into the ring- End, after going for a cover, moves out the way as Wolfgang's moonsault comes crashing down on his team mate. Tommy End connects with a jumping knee to send Wolfgang to the outside. A three way powerslam by Legion is followed up by a shining wizard by Mikey Whiplash followed by a running senton by Dante followed by a double foot stomp by End. Before any member of Legion has the chance to make the cover, Stevie Boy and Wolfgang pull Tommy End and Michael Dante to the outside to once again cut off Mikey Whiplash in the ring. Gunn and Stevie Boy connect with a double superkick before Wolfgang delivers a devastating pop up powerbomb. Stevie Boy lands a moonsault before Tommy End breaks up the count- after trading blows with one of the best strikers in the world, Stevie Boy lands the Devil's Halo...1...2....End kicks out. Whiplash, returning to his feet, delivers a lariat to take out Stevie Boy- Whiplash and Wolfgang face off in the ring before Wolfgang pokes Whiplash in the eye. Attempted moonsault missed by Wolfgang- Michael Dante, now back in the foray, drivers a half and half suplex before meeting a huge lariat by BT Gunn. Tommy End grounds BT Gunn with a jumping knee before Stevie Boy connects with a superkick on End- Whiplash sends Stevie Boy crashing to the mat with a spinning uppercut before Wolfgang delivers a devastating pop up powerslam. Michael Dante connects with the spear as all men are down.

A "this is awesome" chant breaks out as the six men clamber to their feet before a six man brawl breaks out once again. End, Dante, Stevie Boy and Wolfgang brawl on the outside whilst  Mikey Whiplash and BT Gunn continue their personal vendetta in the ring. Whiplash and Gunn trade fierce forearm strikes before Whiplash lifts Gunn up for the Zombie Maker- meanwhile, Wolfgang grabs the brass knuckles but before he has a chance to connect with Whiplash Dante pulls him to the outside- but the distraction is enough for Chris Renfrew, now in the centre of the action despite not being featured in the match, to connect with a stunner. Gunn makes the cover and the N.A.K are victorious. 

End and Dante, though, aren't finished yet as they continue the fight despite the bell. However, it isn't long until the numbers catch up with End and Dante as the N.A.K re-assert themselves as the most dominant faction in ICW with a devastating display. This isn't just one of the hottest rivalries in ICW, tt is one of the hottest rivalries in the world of professional wrestling today.

Sammi Jayne (w/ Nikki Storm) vs Layla Rose

An eight way elimination tournament will determine who is the first ever ICW Women's Champion to be crowned at Fear and Loathing VIII. Last week, Nikki Storm defeated Debbie Sharpe to advance to the semi finals where she will meet the winner of Sammi Jayne vs Layla Rose. Sammi Jayne, protege of Nikki Storm and self proclaimed "second best in the universe", faces the undefeated Barbie Breaker, Layla Rose. 

Sammi Jayne gets things under way with a cheap shot before the two trade forearms blows in the centre of the ring. A basement dropkick grounds Layla Rose as Jayne proceeds to smash Rose's face on the mat. Rose rolls to the outside before Sammi Jayne connects with a tope suicida- Jayne, surprisingly dictating the pace of the match, rolls Rose back into the ring before attempting an unsuccessful senton. Layla Rose, taking advantage of Jayne's mistake, delivers a clothesline followed by a snap suplex- Jayne kicks out at 2. Rose connects with a fall away slam before missing a clothesline attempt- Jayne takes advantage with another basement dropkick that takes Rose's legs from underneath her. Jayne attempts another lariat but is reversed- Rose lands a german suplex-kick out at 2. Nikki Storm temporarily distracts Layla Rose allowing her protege time to recover- Sammi Jayne connects with a fierce enziguri before celebrating a la Storm in the ring. Much to the disapproval of Storm, Layla Rose recovers to deliver the Barbie breaker to a distracted Sammi Jayne to pick up the victory. Layla Rose advances to the semi finals and remains a strong favourite to be crowned ICW's first ever Women's Champion. 

After the match, the self proclaimed best in the universe, Nikki Storm, gives the second best in the universe a dressing down in the ring. For a moment, it looks as though Sammi Jayne is going to attack her mentor but she decides against it as the pair leave together.

Winner: Layla Rose

Noam Dar vs Red Lightning

One of the men from the rebel alliance, Noam Dar, made his way to the ring with a fantastic opportunity to inflict retribution on a man who has consistently attempted to hold him down over the past year. But before he could enter the ring, Sha Samuels and Jack Jester blindsided the Jew-di master to begin the vicious two on one assault. Now in the ring, Samuels strangled Dar with his scarf before Jack Jester delivers a devastating tombstone piledriver. Red Lightning deems now an appropriate time to emerge from behind the curtain. Red Lightning, after asking the ref to ring the bell, covers Noam Dar to pick up the victory before celebrating in the ring.

Red Lightning, Jack Jester and Sha Samuels take up their position next to the commentators to observe a match they have a vested interest in. 

Winner: Red Lightning

Joe Coffey vs Drew Galloway

Last week, ICW's Ironman, Joe Coffey, cut the most passionate promo of his young career. After almost retiring, Coffey successfully convinced Red Lightning to give him a match with the ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Drew Galloway. At Shug's Hoose Party II, Galloway unthinkably joined Red Lightning and Jack Jester to form one of the most dangerous alliances in professional wrestling.

Joe Coffey is the first to arrive. No paint covers the torso of Joe Coffey as he heads to the ring all business. After an introduction by Red Lightning, Drew Galloway makes his way to the ring accompanied by resounding boos. Galloway's battle with the fans continue as he asks them to annunciate if they are going to chant at him. As the bell rings, Galloway decides he isn't ready to start the match yet and heads outside the ring. When he finally returns, Coffey emerges the victor from their first exchange as Drew scrambles to the ropes to break a crossface by Coffey. As Drew returns to his feet, Coffey attempts a shoulder block take down but the champion remains unmoved- this time, Coffey connects with a diving cross body to ground Drew. The ICW World Heavyweight Champion heads to the corner to regain his composure before Coffey connects with two hogbusters followed by a bulldog- kick out at 2. Firmly in control, Coffey delivers a series of chops in the corner underscored by chants of "Fuck TNA". 

Coffey grabs a mic before  proceeding to call Galloway a paper champion. Galloway, perhaps taking a page out of Red Lightning's play book, connects with a low blow before delivering a savage lariat that sends Coffey to the outside.

At this stage, a fan struck the champion before being chucked out the building. The fewer word said about this dickhead the better.

Now back in the ring, Galloway delivers multiple chops in the corner to Joe Coffey's exposed chest. An attempted Tombstone by Galloway is reversed by Coffey- a double leg take down grounds Galloway as Coffey attempts to lock in the Boston Crab but Coffey can't roll over the mass of Galloway. Alternatively, Coffey takes Galloway on a swing before a slingshot into the turnbuckle makes the champ's eyes roll to the back of his head. Coffey looks to press home the advantage with a hogbuster but Galloway has it scouted and connects with a dropkick. Unwisely, Galloway slaps Coffey to his feet- the slaps to the face only appear to anger Coffey. Coffey, now on his feet, irish whips Galloway into the turnbuckle- Coffey connects with the hogbuster before an attempted bulldog is reversed, Galloway rushes wildly towards Coffey who connects with a searing powerslam. 

Coffey doesn't have time to attempt a cover as Sha Samuels stands on the ring apron- a devastating forearm blow sends Samuels to the floor but the distraction was successful as Galloway delivers a northern lights suplex followed by a german in the corner. Sensing his opportunity to put one of his fiercest rivals to bed, Galloway lands the Tombstone piledriver...1...2... Coffey kicks out! The fans in attendance chant the Ironman beat to encourage Coffey to his feet. Galloway looks for the Future Shock ddt but Coffey reverses before connecting with a huge uppercut that sends the 6 ft 5', 260 pound ICW World Heavyweight Champion crashing to the mat. Coffey summons what little strength he has remaining to land a bridging dead lift german supex...1....2.. Red Lightning enters the ring before the ref has chance to count to three- Galloway takes advantage of the distraction. Galloway looks to end the match with a Tombstone- Coffey reverses and pushes Galloway in the direction of Red Lightning before stopping an imminent collision. Coffey lines up a Discuss Lariat but Galloway ducks out the way- instead, Coffey connects with Red Lightning. 

Galloway and Coffey, both on their feet, trade ferocious blows in the centre of the ring before Galloway emerges on top- Galloway lifts Coffey up to the top rope but, somehow, Coffey fends him off before connecting with a missile dropkick. Coffey lines up a Discuss Lariat for the champion but Jack Jester this time distracts the Ironman. Drew Galloway takes advantage of the distraction once again- this time Galloway puts what must be the final nail in Coffey's coffin with the Future Shock ddt...1...2.... Coffey kicks out! Once more, somehow, Joe Coffey, using the ropes for assistance, climbs to his feet. Galloway and Coffey trade blows before Joe Coffey connects with a discuss lariat...1...2... But before referee, Thomas Kearns, can make the count Red Lightning demands the match to be thrown out due to the multitude of shenanigans transpiring in the match. Jester and Samuels begin the beat down in the corner of the ring whilst Red Lightning mocks the broken Coffey. Drew Galloway gets involved, delivering multiple stomps before lifting Coffey up for the Future Shock ddt. Spontaneously, Red Lightning decides he would like a match against Joe Coffey before forcing the referee to ring the bell.

Red Lighting vs Joe Coffey 

Red Lightning immediately covers Joe Coffey to end the night 2-0 having defeated both Dar and Coffey.

Winner: Red Lightning

A video of Damo interrupts the festivities that temporarily distracts Red Lightning, Galloway, Jester and Samuels as Damo sneaks up behind them, chair in hand. Damo smashes the steel chair in the face of Jack Jester as Red Lightning and his cronies retreat backstage to close the show.

ICW: And Now For Something Completely Different 9th August Report and Review

ICW returned to Edinburgh for the second show of their Fringe Festival run. ICW: And Now For Something Completely Different witnessed nothing different from Red Lightning as he continued to ensure that the members of the ICW locker room that are not with him are punished, a wrestling clinic between Jack Gallagher and Mikey Whiplash, an intensely emotional promo by Joe Coffey and the return of fan favourites, IRN JEW.  All in all, the night provided something for everyone as the Scottish indie continues to go from strength to strength.

The night began, though, with the return of Dickie Divers- a man who has experienced his fair share of turmoil recently.

Dickie Divers vs Damo

Fresh off a devastating loss in a ladder match for the Square Go contract against former N.A.K. ally, Chris Renfrew, Dickie Divers arrives tonight after no showing his scheduled match last week. Not many could have predicted the ire and derision of the fans that Divers' seemingly produces as of late as chants of "we're having a party when Divers dies" follow him to the ring. Unfortunately for Divers, things don't get any easier as he comes up against a man who for the past few months has been determined to prove a point to everyone at ICW. Just two weeks ago, Damo was almost vindicated as he pinned the ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Drew Galloway, before Red Lightning over ruled the decision in a typical act of nepotism.

As the two face off in the ring, Divers slaps the much bigger man- an unwise decision as Damo, infuriated by Divers lack of respect, tosses Divers into the turnbuckle. Damo unloads several fierce chops in the corner before Divers lands an enziguri that successfully sends Damo to the outside. Divers looks to capitalise with a drop kick followed by and axe handle to the outside but Divers' offence is ineffective on the much bigger man, who gets straight back to his feet. Damo delivers a huge lariat in the centre of the ring...1...2... Damo toys with Divers, pulling Divers' shoulders from the mat. Again, Damo toys with his prey after connecting with a second lariat. Damo, pulling Divers' lifeless body to his feet, delivers a third devastating lariat and this time covers him for the three count.

After the match, Damo quoted the old adage that, to be the man, you must first beat the man. Two weeks ago, Damo beat the man and now claims to be the true ICW World Heavyweight Champion. Before leaving, Damo swore retribution on Red Lightning, Jack Jester and Drew Galloway.

Winner: Damo

Jack Gallagher vs Mikey Whiplash

After months of battling the N.A.K up and down the country in crimson warfare, Mikey Whiplash got the opportunity to exhibit a different element of his style against the Gentleman Grappler, Jack Gallagher. A handshake, something Whiplash is very much unaccustomed to as late, begins proceedings as a waist lock by Whiplash is reversed into a wrist lock by Gallagher before Whiplash reverses into a wrist lock of his own. Gallagher, finally, escapes the hold and wrenches the elbow of Whiplash after a drop toe hold take down. Again, Whiplash reverses the hold before wrenching the arm of Gallagher, who stands on his head in order to escape the hold.

Both men have wrestled all over the world with Jack Gallagher quickly gaining a reputation as one of the finest grapplers around the UK- Whiplash, on the other hand, is not often granted the opportunity to demonstrate his technical acumen and has become synonymous with hardcore macthes. Whiplash and Gallagher lock up again before Whiplash, using his size and strength advantage, momentarily grounds Gallagher with a side headlock before Gallagher applies a head scissor lock to break the hold. Whiplash, taking a leaf out of Gallagher's book, escapes after a head stand. Gallagher, not allowing Whiplash time to catch his breath, continues to work the left arm of the former ICW Heavyweight Champion, Whiplash- Whiplash manages to free his arm before a roll up attempt, Gallagher kicks out and rolls up Whiplash before the two trade roll ups around the ring. After several circles around the ring, Whiplash breaks the hold and sends Gallagher to the outside. Gallagher dodges a boot before returning to work on the left arm.

After rolling Whiplash back in the ring, Gallagher lifts the heavier man into a vertical suplex- Gallagher holds Whiplash above his head for 20 seconds before dropping him to the mat. Gallagher locks in the arm bar but Whiplash manages to lock his arms together to ensure it is not applied with maximum leverage- Whiplash powers out lifting Gallagher up with one arm to deliver a single arm powerbomb. Whiplash successfully hits The Zombie Maker before Stevie Boy, member of the N.A.K., causes a distraction in the crowd. Chris Renfrew, also of the N.A.K., briefcase in hand, stands behind Whiplash in the ring and connects with a ferocious shot that breaks the briefcase as well as Whiplash. Renfrew drags Gallagher over Whiplash to pick up the victory- not in the way he would have hoped. Chants of "both these guys" break out as Whiplash and Gallagher shake hands in the ring after demonstrating why they are two of the best technicians around.

Whiplash challenges Gallagher to a rematch the next time he wrestles for ICW. I don't think anyone would have any complaints about that. This was a high calibre match that showcased both men's mat wrestling ability.

Mikey Whiplash continues to encounter problems with the N.A.K. Next week, Whiplash will have the opportunity to exact his revenge pitting Legion (Whiplash, Tommy End and Michael Dante) against the N.A.K in a three on three tag match at the third show in ICW Edinburgh Festival run.

Winner: Jack Gallagher

DCT vs Michael Chase

Chants of "O O O O O O O" followed the award winning, head board banging, scoop slamming International Sex Hero DCT to the ring. Accompanied by Coach, polo mallet in hand, DCT faces a man making his debut in ICW tonight. Michael Chase enters the match knowing a victory over DCT will elevate his status in ICW as the two men lock up to get things under way. DCT asks "who bad?" before Michael Chase slaps the new Mr Viper in the face. DCT drives Chase into the corner with several forearm shots followed by a big back body drop. Coach's continual tooting of his whistle annoys Michael Chase, who heads to the outside to make him stop. Chase's preoccupation with Coach allows DCT to sneak up behind him, tap him on the shoulder before landing a few forearms shots before rolling Chase back into the ring.

Chase, encouraged by the support of the crowd, lands a couple of knee drops to the face of the International Sex Hero. Showing increased aggression, Chase lands a suplex followed up by several forearm shots in the corner. DCT ducks a forearm before delivering four consecutive scoop slams to the débutante- kick out at 2. Michael Chase, after dodging an attempted penalty kick by DCT lands the Cut to the Chase- DCT kicks out at 2. Chase, sensing his opportunity to deliver a surprise victory, attempts a springboard splash to find nobody home! DCT locks in the Pillow Talk Sleeper submission, or The Rohypnol as Billy Kirkwood aptly named it, as Michael Chase begins to fade allowing DCT to pick up the victory via submission. I'm certain we will see Michael Chase return to an ICW ring in the near future after an impressive debut.

After the match, DCT swears to get revenge on Bram for piledriving his wife through the wedding cake on the day of his wedding.


Winner: DCT

IRN Jew vs The Rodgers Brothers to determine #1 contenders for the ICW Tag Team Championships

And Now For Something Completely Different witnessed he return of one of the most popular tag teams in professional wrestling all over the world. IRN JEW, comprised of American indie icon Colt Cabana and Grado, meet a team with somewhat of a point to prove in a match to determine the #1 contenders to Polo Promotions ICW Tag Team Championships. The Rodgers Brothers make their way to the ring sensing a fantastic opportunity to pull a huge upset over IRN JEW. Weighing in at approximately fourteen Ronda Rouseys, IRN JEW make their way to the ring to the loudest ovation of the night. Grado and Colt Cabana soak up the party atmosphere before heading back behind the curtain believing nothing can top that entrance.

The Rodgers Brothers prowl the ring incensed by the perceived lack of respect by IRN JEW. Chants of "Colt Cabana, it's your sel" convince IRN JEW to return to the ring as the two teams square up for the first time. Confusion ensues when Cabana can't understand Grado's accent until he feigns an American one- IRN JEW, literally, begin the feeling out process in a very physical way. As the match finally gets under way, The Rodgers Brothers gain the initial advantage before attempting two in sync German suplexes- unfortunately, The Rodgers Brothers can not lift the two heavier men despite their best encouragement. IRN JEW simultaneously escape the hold before delivering concurrent headbutts which appears to do more damage to Grado who falls in a heap on the mat. Colt Cabana encourages his partner and friend to his feet before a double belly bash by IRN JEW. Chants of easy echo around the arena as Grado delivers a big back body drop followed by a double elbow by Cabana and Grado.

Lost in translation again, Cabana mistakes Grado's call of double elbow for kick. This time, Cabana calls kick but Grado delivers an elbow before Cabana begins to work over Danny Rodgers in the corner. Cabana tags in Grado who picks up where Cabana left off immediately connecting with a flurry of chops before hurting his hand in the process. After Cabana tends to Grado's injury with a towel, a drop toe hold sends Danny Rodgers into the turnbuckle. Grado looks for the Roll 'n' slice before a huge lariat by Rory Rodgers prevents it. Rory delivers a scoop slam before a series of double team moves by The Rodgers Brothers. Danny makes the tag to Rory who delivers a drop kick to Grado. An attempted pinfall is broken by Colt Cabana. Another tag is made as Danny Rodgers applies a rear chin lock- chants of "you're just a shite Ron Weasley" distract Danny giving Grado a chance to power out to make the tag to Colt Cabana. Cabana bursts into the ring delivering a series of devastating chops to both brothers before delivering consecutive elbows- after connecting with the Roll 'n' Slice, Grado calls for the Get Tae Bed but an elbow blindsides Cabana before The Rodgers Brothers connect with a double team spine buster sending Cabana to the outside.

Rory Rodgers throws a big lariat at a returning Colt Cabana- Cabana ducks out of the way before Grado finally connects with the Ayrshire Dream Elbow. Grado, stalking his opponent, lands the Rock Bottom of Stevenson sending Rory to the outside. Colt Cabana lifts Danny on his shoulders to deliver the Get Tae Bed followed by a Wee Boot from Grado to pick up the victory much to the delight of the audience in attendance.

IRN JEW are the new #1 contenders to the ICW Tag Team Championships after a victory here and will go on to meet the winners of Polo Promotions and Sumerian Death Squad in two weeks time.

Winner: IRN JEW

Joe Coffey makes his way to the ring despite not being scheduled to appear

As Noam Dar was being announced for his match, Joe Coffey solemnly made his way to the ring wearing a rain coat and carrying his wrestling boots. Not scheduled in a match tonight, Coffey announces how he is sick of his potential constantly being limited by Red Lightning. Coffey asks where is the ICW World Heavyweight Champion, Drew Galloway, and why he is being protected so much. Chants of "fuck the champ" break out before Coffey, raw emotion spilling from him, states Galloway is nothing but a paper champion. Tears streaming down his face, to the shock of the crowd, Joe Coffey announces he will be retiring from wrestling due to the continual road blocks Red Lightning & Co keep resurrecting.

Red Lightning arrives to inform Coffey that he needs Coffey on his show and is just testing him to make him better. Coffey, all fired up, demands that Drew Galloway defends his ICW World Heavyweight Championship next week before imploring "Andy" to do the right thing. Red Lightning agrees to Coffey's request before leaving only to return moments later to inform the audience that he was joking. Red Lightning notifies Coffey he will be facing Galloway next week but in a non title match- Red Lightning states if you can beat the champion you can have your shot at his title. Joe Coffey agrees to Red Lightning stipulation before exiting through the crowd. Red Lightning remains ringside to watch Noam Dar's match, a man the ICW General Manager has taken a disliking to as of late.

Noam Dar vs Jack Jester

The Jew-di Master, Noam Dar, is the first to the ring and tonight faces one of the toughest challenges in his young, yet impressive, career.  After an introduction by ICW's General manager, Red Lightning, Jack Jester arrives to the ring sunglasses on, can of beer in the hand. Jester prowls around the ring in no rush to begin the match casually sipping his beer. Jester, former fan favourite, spits a mouthful of beer in the face of a member of the crowd as cries of disgust break out. After multiple more walks around the ring, the bell finally rings as Jester, with the size and strength advantage, faces Noam Dar, with the speed and agility advantage, as the two lock up for the first time. Jester grounds Dar with a series of forearm shots before connecting with a leg drop. Dar is able to land a brief flurry of offence before Jester, once again, continues the mind games by heading out of the ring. Jester asks for the bell to ring-Red Lightning accedes in a demonstration of his power.

Chants of "Noam Dar" are replaced by chants of "fuck you, Jester" as the match gets under way for a second time. Jester flips of the crowd whilst applying an arm wrench to the left arm of Dar, who reverses the hold before connecting with a clothesline that sends the former ICW Heavyweight Champion to the side. As Dar and Jester brawl ringside, Dar is temporarily distracted by Red Lightning, a man who has consistently gone out of his way to interfere with Dar's business over the past few months. A rake to the eye allows Jester to gain the advantage before heading to the outside again- this time, Dar connects with a suicide dive that sends Jester crashing into the barricade. Again, Red Lightning proves too much of a distraction for Dar- Jester, using his experience, takes advantage with a cheap shot from behind. After rolling Dar back into the ring, Jester delivers a piledriver...1...2... Dar kicks out at 2! Jester, angered by the audacity of the kick out, slaps Dar to his feet before trading forearms in the centre of the ring. Two drop kicks by Dar allow him to connect with a bridging northern lights suplex- kick out at 2. This time, Red Lighting stands on the apron to cause the distraction- Jester picks up Dar looking for the Tombstone but Dar reverses into a leg lock! Desperately clawing for the ropes, Jester is assisted by Red Lightning who pushes the rope in the direction of Jester- who gratefully grabs the ropes. Noam Dar, incensed by Red Lightning's continual assistance of Jester, picks up a steel chair before threatening the ICW General Manager. Jester delivers a lariat from behind before rolling Dar back into the ring. Jester, to the sound of vehement boos, delivers the Tombstone Piledriver to pick up the victory.

Jester and Red lightning enter the ring to continue the beat down- Red Lightning stomps on Dar in the centre of the ring. Damo comes rushing out to make the save before Drew Galloway appears on the big screen- Galloway reminds everyone it was he that made ICW's Heavyweight Championship a World Heavyweight Championship. Galloway states he is coming to the ring- Damo welcomes the prospect before Galloway reappears on the screen, informing Damo that he turns up whenever he likes because he is the champion. Damo, transfixed on the big screen, doesn't notice Jester sneaking up behind him, steel chair in hand, before delivering a cheap shot from behind. Three chair shots ground Damo before Jester and Lightning untie the second rope proceeding to choke Damo out in the centre of the ring.

Winner: Jack Jester

Nikki Storm vs Debbie Sharpe

An eight way elimination tournament will determine who is the first ever ICW Women's Champion to be crowned at Fear and Loathing VIII. Nikki Storm, the self proclaimed "best in the universe", is accompanied to the ring by her protege and "second best in the universe", Sammi Jayne. Tonight, Storm faces Debbie Sharpe in the first match of the tournament for the ICW Women's Championship.

A distraction by Sammi Jayne allows Nikki Storm to gain the initial advantage before a drop kick by Debbie Sharpe sends Storm to the outside. Another distraction by Sammi Jayne provides Storm a chance to recover, Storm hits a snap suplex followed by an inverted neck breaker for a close fall. Sharpe, after a reversal, sends Storm to the outside as an argument ensues between the first and second best in the universe. Debbie Sharpe knocks both their heads together followed by two clotheslines and a neck breaker- Storm kicks out at 2. Debbie Sharpe lands a guillotine elbow  as the referee breaks up the count due to a distraction by Sammi Jayne on the apron. Storm takes advantage of the confusion by delivering the Eye of the Storm to pick up the victory and advance to the semi finals of the tournament.

Winner: Nikki Storm 

Sumerian Death Squad vs Polo Promotions (c) for the ICW Tag Team Championships

Polo Promotions, since defeating the international dream team of The Brian Kendrick and Paul London at the Barrowlands, have defeated all comers in their reign as tag champions but have never faced a team as devastatingly brutal as the Sumerian Death Squad. After defeating the N.A.K. last week, the Sumerian Death Squad, comprised of Tommy End and Michael Dante, face the ICW Tag Team Champions, Polo Promotions, with the championships on the line.

Mark Coffey and Tommy End get things under way- both men jockey for position early on before Tommy End offers his hand, End holds on and rolls Mark Coffey up for a two count. End tags in Michael Dante who immediately grounds Mark Coffey with a shoulder block take down. A drop kick by Mark Coffey gives Polo Promotions the momentum as Coffey tags in his partner, Jackie Polo.

Polo Promotions prove why they have been so successful as champions by cornering the much larger Michael Dante to keep him as far away from his partner as possible. Dante manages to escape the corner by delivering several stiff shots to Jackie Polo's chest- Dante tags in End as a hip toss is punctuated with a kick by End. After several uppercuts, End lands a snap suplex. A series of quick tags allow the Sumerian Death Squad to remain in control before a standing double foot stomp to the chest of Mark Coffey. Dante delivers a scoop slam- Jackie Polo, infuriated by the temerity, enters the ring to break up the count granting Coffey an opportunity to catch his breath. Coffey, encouraged by the crowd, attempts to make the tag but Tommy End stops him by dragging him back to the centre of the ring. A cross body by Mark Coffey finally grants him the opportunity to tag in Jackie Polo- which he does. A fired up Jackie Polo delivers four scoop slams to Tommy End before Michael Dante attempts to put an end to the carnage- Jackie Polo scoop slams Dante too!

Jackie Polo tags in Mark Coffey before Polo Promotions hit some of their signature offence- Polo Promotions connect with the Black Hole for a close fall. After going to work on Dante, Polo Promotions neglect the presence of Tommy End who connects with a yakuza kick. Chris Renfrew of the N.A.K appears in the crowd to cause the distraction to the Sumerian Death Squad- Jackie Polo rolls Tommy End up, kick out at 2! A jumping knee by End followed by a lariat by Dante allows Sumerian Death Squad to set up the High Man's Death but Renfrew pulls Michael Dante to the outside before it connects. Tommy End, torn between two battles, in confusion, is on the receiving end of Polo Promotion's double team bridging German suplex as Jackie Polo makes the cover to pick up the win and retain the ICW Tag Team Championships thanks to the interference of the N.A.K.

Mikey Whiplash rushes down to the ring to chase away Stevie Boy and Chris Renfrew but the damage has already been done. The battle will continue next week when Legion face the N.A.K.

It is Polo Promotions that go on to face IRN JEW in two weeks time for the ICW Tag Team Championships.

Winner: Polo Promotions